An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you.' said Dan the pharmacist.
'But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96.' said the old man.'I don't want a full erection. I just
want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
*I hope I have not offended anyone with this post ... it just made me
laugh at how I could see my husband thinking up something like this!
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