Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Lonnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Lonnie says, 'Well, dang't, someone should oughta go 'n and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm purty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll goin do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Lonnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Lonnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you tell da lady her husbund were dead and she give you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet yous a case 'o Budweiser you is.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
**oh how these 'redneck' jokes make me laugh!
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