Saturday, April 25, 2009

How Would You Fix the Economy?

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

  1. They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

  2. They MUST buy a new American CAR. 40 million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

  3. They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...


Donna said...

HAHahahaaa..!!!! I am SO READY for MY retirement check! I'll be checking my mailbox Daily...Hourly, in fact!!!
(if wishes were horses...)
Good Post! Happy night sewwtie!hughugs

O said...

Good one! Now THAT would be a brilliant stimulus package! Hope all things are well in your little corner of the world, Laura. :)

Sandra said...

Great post! =)

Karen said...

Woo Hoo!! I'm with you!! Now THAT sounds like a plan.

Karen said...

I still like this! I quoted you the other day.